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Dark gothic portrait of the Raven Widow wearing a crown of black ravens and feathers, with shadowy wings and a metallic gold strip across her throat.

Dark gothic portrait of the Raven Widow wearing a crown of black ravens and feathers, with shadowy wings and a metallic gold strip across her throat.

The Raven Widow: Some Things Survive the Funeral

2 min read

Funny skeleton mom split between water and coffee with text Normal Mom Me, 70% Water, 70% Coffee

Funny skeleton mom split between water and coffee with text Normal Mom Me, 70% Water, 70% Coffee

Normal Mom vs Me: 70% Water, 70% Coffee

2 min read

Last Responder: Because Eventually Someone Has to Close the Ticket

Last Responder: Because Eventually Someone Has to Close the Ticket

Last Responder: Because Eventually Someone Has to Close the Ticket

1 min read

The Eclipse Priestess in charcoal and graphite with a crown of crescent moons and a dark eclipse, gold leaf covering her mouth, against an aged distressed plaster wall.

The Eclipse Priestess in charcoal and graphite with a crown of crescent moons and a dark eclipse, gold leaf covering her mouth, against an aged distressed plaster wall.

The Eclipse Priestess: What We Hide in the Dark

2 min read

White INTROVERT typography arranged in the shape of a heart on a clean black background.

White INTROVERT typography arranged in the shape of a heart on a clean black background.

Introvert: Apparently I Do Have a Heart

2 min read

Gold celestial geometry symbol with purple flowers and stars on a purple, charcoal and gold watercolor background.

Gold celestial geometry symbol with purple flowers and stars on a purple, charcoal and gold watercolor background.

Celestial Geometry: Why We Keep Trying to Draw the Universe

2 min read

Black and white duality artwork of two women, moon, stars and mountains surrounded by soft gray and beige watercolor with subtle gold celestial accents.

Black and white duality artwork of two women, moon, stars and mountains surrounded by soft gray and beige watercolor with subtle gold celestial accents.

The Strange Mathematics of Being Two Things at Once

2 min read

Half coffee, half human, barely operational. A sarcastic look at morning caffeine, questionable functionality, and the ritual that makes humans tolerable.

Half coffee, half human, barely operational. A sarcastic look at morning caffeine, questionable functionality, and the ritual that makes humans tolerable.

Half Coffee. Half Human. Barely Operational.

1 min read

Watercolor Mercury in Virgo astrology artwork symbolizing the analytical mind, discernment, order, and the mythological messenger Hermes.

Watercolor Mercury in Virgo astrology artwork symbolizing the analytical mind, discernment, order, and the mythological messenger Hermes.

Mercury in Virgo: When Chaos Gets a Spreadsheet

2 min read

Mercury Retrograde Madness design featuring a stylized Mercury symbol with retrograde-inspired artwork, representing astrology, cosmic cycles, reflection, and Mercury retrograde.

Mercury Retrograde Madness design featuring a stylized Mercury symbol with retrograde-inspired artwork, representing astrology, cosmic cycles, reflection, and Mercury retrograde.

Mercury Retrograde Madness

2 min read

White meditating bull wearing a red robe with a singing bird and the words “Keep Calm, Yeehaw Later” on a black background.

White meditating bull wearing a red robe with a singing bird and the words “Keep Calm, Yeehaw Later” on a black background.

Keep Calm, Yeehaw Later

2 min read

Apparently Everyone Is Watching. Great.

Apparently Everyone Is Watching. Great.

Apparently Everyone Is Watching. Great.

2 min read

Simple black jack-o’-lantern face with triangle eyes, triangle nose and a crooked grin on a bright orange background.

Simple black jack-o’-lantern face with triangle eyes, triangle nose and a crooked grin on a bright orange background.

Happy Halloween Pumpkin Face: Three Triangles and a Questionable Smile

1 min read

A quirky black and white raccoon pattern featuring four party-hat raccoons arranged in a circle. Cute, weird and available on apparel, home decor, accessories and more.

A quirky black and white raccoon pattern featuring four party-hat raccoons arranged in a circle. Cute, weird and available on apparel, home decor, accessories and more.

Raccoon Coven: Nothing Suspicious Here

1 min read

The Polite Art of Not Giving a F*ck

The Polite Art of Not Giving a F*ck

The Polite Art of Not Giving a F*ck

1 min read

Funny black bear holding a Yes I Do Shit in the Woods sign, a sarcastic outdoor design for campers, hikers and nature lovers.

Funny black bear holding a Yes I Do Shit in the Woods sign, a sarcastic outdoor design for campers, hikers and nature lovers.

Yes, I Do Shit in the Woods. Can We Move On?

1 min read

Rocky Mountain wildflowers, watercolor bees and seamless pattern design inspired by Utah and Montana, created for fabric, sewing, quilting and home décor.

Rocky Mountain wildflowers, watercolor bees and seamless pattern design inspired by Utah and Montana, created for fabric, sewing, quilting and home décor.

Rocky Mountain Bees & Wildflowers

2 min read

Some Things Get More Beautiful After They Fall Apart

Some Things Get More Beautiful After They Fall Apart

Some Things Get More Beautiful After They Fall Apart

1 min read

Gothic botanical artwork featuring a skeleton surrounded by poisonous plants, mushrooms and vintage poison garden imagery.

Gothic botanical artwork featuring a skeleton surrounded by poisonous plants, mushrooms and vintage poison garden imagery.

All Plants Are Edible. Some Only Once.

1 min read

Cavalier King Charles Spaniel Merch

Cavalier King Charles Spaniel Merch

Why I Started Creating Cavalier Merch

2 min read

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