Keep Calm, Yeehaw Later
Updated: Aug 26
Some bulls have anger issues.
This one has apparently been to therapy.
No charging.
No snorting.
No dramatically kicking dirt into the air.
No cowboy desperately trying to stay on his back for eight seconds.
He’s meditating.
There’s even a little bird singing next to him.
Because apparently we’re doing inner peace now.
Which is probably a good idea when you have two enormous horns attached to your head.
The whole thing is basically:
Keep calm.
Breathe.
Relax.
Yeehaw later.
And I think that’s a perfectly reasonable approach to life.
There will always be time for yeehaw.
It doesn’t have to be right now.
Maybe right now you sit down.
Close your eyes.
Listen to the birds.
Pretend nobody needs anything from you.
Then, when you’re ready…
Yeehaw.
Somehow, “Keep Calm” makes a lot more sense when the alternative is a pissed-off bull.
It takes two things that really have no business being together — a peaceful meditation pose and a giant bull — and somehow they work perfectly together.
He looks extremely committed to this.
Put him on a shirt, hoodie, mug, sticker, hat, phone case or basically anything else and now you have a tiny reminder that whatever nonsense is happening can probably wait five minutes.
No motivational speech required.
No inspirational quote about becoming the best version of yourself.
Just a bull.
Sitting down.
Trying very hard not to lose his shit.
Honestly, relatable.
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