Yes, I Do Shit in the Woods. Can We Move On?

There is an old question humanity has apparently been struggling with for generations:

Does a bear shit in the woods?

Yes.

Yes, he does.

Mystery solved. We can finally move forward as a civilization.

But maybe we've been asking the wrong question.

There is something weird about the woods.

We spend most of our lives making everything easier.

Heating. Air conditioning. Wi-Fi. Grocery delivery. GPS.

And then, voluntarily, we pack a bag and walk somewhere none of that shit works.

We sleep on the ground.

Cook over fire.

Get bitten by things.

Lose signal.

Get dirty.

And somehow call it relaxing.

Maybe that's the point.

The woods don't particularly care who you are, what you do, how many emails you haven't answered, or whether your kitchen countertops match.

You're just another slightly confused mammal wandering around between the trees.

Which is actually kind of nice.

Maybe civilization is useful.

Maybe occasionally escaping it is useful too.

Maybe we all need a place where we can disappear for a while and just...

do shit.

The bear figured that out a long time ago.

And if you also happen to do shit in the woods, this one was probably made for you.

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